he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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