my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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