i don't like sucking hair
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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