is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She told me I should be a condom model.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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