is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
