Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
