ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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