i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
