these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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