I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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