it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
