do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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