what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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