I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
