she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
We had to coat check the pizza.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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