apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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