Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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