ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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