But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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