Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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