I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Dicks are not precious.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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