dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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