What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
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