he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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