I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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