no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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