it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
