She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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