But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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