when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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