doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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