How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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