is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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