I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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