There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
