i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Of course I have a pirate flag
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
