so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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