I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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