Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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