Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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