question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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