I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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