i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
