Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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