Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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