So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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