Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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