I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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