Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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