seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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