don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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