I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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