office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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