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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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